The ILP - Show 18 18/04/07

<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/theilp/The_ILP_-_Show_17.mp3">The ILP Show 17</a>

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Intro:-

 

It was a very, very hot and sunny early April so we went into the Garden to record and were joined by Helen and Steph make their debut on The ILP.

 

Song 1 – System Of A Down – Violent Pornography.

 

Chosen by Dave as we were long overdue for some metal. A funny song by a funny band and check out those time signature changes!

 

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John and Doug were off in Europe so it left Debbie, Dave and Tyler who were joined by housemate to pick up the pieces. There was a BBQ in the garden which partly accounts for the noise and the rest is us harassing the neighbours-bless-who were put off by our ugly mugs and decided not to join us in the garden. We set up the competition to bring back fun stuff from abroad which will be revealed in Show 22. Send us an email with the answer BLUE before this Sunday to enter! You can win prizes!

 

Dave is also going on holiday and this is the build up to Boston and Chicago. We soon get back on to stealing and Tyler challenges Dave to bring back Bush (you can take that an way you like) before we enter the gentle territory of gun crime.

 

Tyler and Housemate tell us about how he queued for his PS3 and about his friends stag do that he went on and ate £13 worth of KFC. It was a rocking bad time as you can tell. Afterwards they tell us how they ushered at the wedding. I have no idea whose stupid idea it was to give them that kind of responsibility and Tyler, who ran a quiz, yet again omitted the obvious instructions. However it was not all bad as Tyler managed to impress a girl and the groom with his dancing…

 

Tyler then tells us a story about how a random dead couple were dug up and married-so much for death do us part?

 

Song 2 – The Bottom Feeders – Skinny White Boy

 

We finally let Housemate choose his own song which is nice rather than going on a joint choice with Tyloid. He selected his brohers band form Manchester and this is quite a rocking funny song. Me likes and we may well be hearing more of this band if what is said it true!

 

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So back to the science, Debbie still doesn’t know that we are recording and we are joined by the lovely Alice. Without going into too much detail this experiment is slightly different as it is    Psychologmological. Housemate tested us all to see if we have a male or female brain and put us through four painstaking challenges. This was a cunning plan to make Dave look gay…but hey you will have to wait for the results to find out what actually happened!

 

To try the test yourself you can go to the BEEB and give it a go. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml">Psychological Test</a>

 

 

Song 3 – Psapp – King of You

 

Again a random and unknown yet brilliantly different choice by Tyler-we have no idea where he is digging these up from but hey listen and enjoy.

 

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So we begin with the results and find out Housemate had given Tyler the wrong answer sheet but I won’t tell you anymore or there will eb no point in listening and for some the results are suprising-for others not so. Tyler also comes out with something that he might have been pondering for a while and revels that wanking is no longer the domain of men-deep man deep.

 

So Tyler and Debbie went speed dating-together but not together if you get what I mean. Tyler was thrust into the group whilst Debbie and her chum ended up drinking which might have affected her score. Yes she ticked everyone but she had some response. Tyler on the other hand, bless him didn’t but he wanted me as a wing man. They had fun and suggest that everyone should try it so a big thumbs up then.

 

Not surprisingly Debbie was a bit worse for wear and she reveals why..yes she had been <a href="http://www.xfm.co.uk/home.asp">XFM</a> gig pig where thy sent her to 3 random gigs per night for a week. I joined her on the Friday for Frogs birthday and a secret Kooks gig-it was mighty fun and she tells us all about whats she been doing.

 

Song 4 – Outside Royalty – Falling

 

This is one of the many bands that Debbie had seen over the past week or so and a mighty fine happy poppy indie track with brass and strings-nice!

 

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Tyler starts off on a positive by moaning that only four people are contacting us. He fails to mention that he has not been contacting anyone and has probably scared them all off. Fish gets a special mention and her art work rocks. We discuss the failure of our Gay Chat campaign-we thought it was funny but I think it really gave the wrong impression especially when we were trying to increase our audience…our bad!

 

Then Tyler says that we had two more messages so was blatantly lying. There are then lot’s of jokes about Dave trying to get his penis enlarged.

 

Today was Housemates time to rant. He has been ripped off by a fucker! We really think that it was Tylers own fault for being a geek and therefore he didn’t get a Christmas prezzie, bless! Eventually

he stopped ranting and we let James end the show as Tyler had gotten bored by that stage.

 

Song 5 – I’m From Barcelona – Rec & Play

 

Dave wanted to pick Damian Rice but everyone poo pooed it so we let Helen choose a song instead and she came up with this happy choice so here we go!

 

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